The future needs a big kiss!

 
Samstag, 17. Juli 2004
The brand new U2 album (not even finished recording it yet) due for release in November on e-bay for sale:

Ouch, sizzle! This thing's so hot my hands are on fire!

Hoping for a quick sale so Bono (hopefully) won't find what he's looking for.

Format: Big tapey thing (might need additional equipment)
Delivery: I'll get Dave to drop it round at the weekend. Cash only mind, no questions asked.

Postage from the South of France included...


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azcentral.com: 1st Police: Monsieur Bono, could you please describe theese album?

Bono: Hmm, it's like a cross between Boy and Achtung Baby.

Adam: Aww, it's all yer fault, Larry. If wuh have to tell yoo one more time about All That You Can't Leave Behind!

2nd Police: (enters station) Yes, I think I have located the missing r'cord. (Cues up CD on player)

Edge: (listens intently to chiming guitar) Nah! That's Coldplay!

2nd: Mon dieu! But I thought you said to round up zee usual suspects! [arrow more]

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guardian.co.uk: French police investigate loss of disc which could cost band £10m. Rock superstars U2 were counting the cost of a carelessly misplaced CD yesterday, after a disc containing songs from their forthcoming album disappeared during a photoshoot in Nice.

French police have launched a major investigation amid fears it may have been stolen to order by bootleggers to make pirate copies, potentially costing the band and their record company millions of pounds in lost revenue.

So far detectives have interviewed more than 20 people, including hairdressers and photographers, who were at the photoshoot in the Victorine studios on Tuesday afternoon.

The missing CD belonged to the group's lead guitarist, Edge. It was not clear yesterday exactly where he had left it, but in a statement released on the band's website he said: "A large slice of two years' work lifted via a piece of round plastic. It doesn't seem credible but that's what's just happened to us ... and it was my CD."
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